52 Invitations to GRRReat Sex

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Are you in a rut with your partner? Want to spice things up or bring spontaneous intimacy back into your bed but don't know how? Are you the shy, conservative type that doesn't know what to do or how to do it? Or maybe you have a selfish lover and you want it to be "your turn" every once in a while.

With thousands of romantic books telling us, teaching us, scolding us, preaching to us, and confusing us, there's only one that pleases us... I pleasantly stumbled upon the brilliant author Laura Corn 18 years ago and have never once thought about cheating on her. I now own six of her nine books and they're not your average romantic books. As far as I'm concerned, there's one Laura Corn masterpiece that no one will ever be able to hold a candle to. 

DISCLAIMER: Before you continue indulging in my memoir, if you are prude or uptight, then stop reading this; go back to cleaning your house while tending to your crying Ivy League prodigies. Actually, just don't read any of my blogs because you will not like them, or worse, you will. But for those of you who read my blogs on the regular, call me, because we should be friends.

I don't remember who introduced me to Laura Corn, but I will be forever grateful. And today, I will introduce her to you (you can thank me later)! This introduction will change your sex life and you will remember this day forever too. Ready? Here's your new key to bliss: Laura Corn's 52 Invitations to GRRREAT Sex (101 Nights of Great Sex is the updated version). The title says it all - the book contains 52 invitations to create mind-blowing, spontaneous, wild, fun, creative sex while being seduced by the one you love. It's about getting out of your comfort zone and your mundane routine and learning what makes your partner twitch, scream, and cum for you.

​ This book holds all the secrets, and the best part? Laura does all the thinking for you. You don't need to do anything, you just have to follow her orders. Here's how it works. There are 52 individually sealed invitations in this book. There are 52 weeks out of the year. Get it? Got it? Gooood. The invitations rotate every other week for "Her Eyes Only" and "His Eyes Only". There's no room for selfish lovers in this world and they're no longer allowed to be greedy. It's not that hard, but he will be (see what I did there?!).

Nervous, excited, intrigued, scared. Your mind might be running wild right now…

What will the invitations say?
What will it make me do?
Will it be cheesy, or even worse, another boring PG book?
I want to make our sex life wilder, but how do I let my partner know?

Don't you worry. Laura Corn will tell your partner exactly what you want, before you even know what you want. She will open your eyes to a different level of intimacy and you'll gladly invite her in your bed every chance you get. It will be the best threesome you've ever had.

"Imagine being Seduced… Imagine knowing your partner is planning a secret seduction, just for you. Imagine being teased with with clues + hints, all week long. Imagine the anticipation as you wait for their sexy surprise. Imagine taking your sex life from "whatever" to white hot." - Laura Corn

*I'm going to use his/her in the examples below, but this book is great for same-sex couples too.*

Let's break it down. It's Week 1, and this week it's your turn to pleasure your partner. You rip open your "For Her Eyes Only" page to find your Week 1 instructions. Your secret instructions include a separate invitation to fill out and mail it to your partner. Yes you're going to mail it, the old-fashioned, snail mail way. With a stamp and all. I know, crazy, right? With all the junk we receive in the mail every day, it's fun to receive something exciting from your partner. Trust me, you will look forward to this piece of mail every single week. The invitation will tell your partner where and when to meet you, what to bring, and the best part, how to RSVP. The invite will instruct him what to bring, but he'll have no idea how you're going to use the items. One week my husband asked me, "What in the world are you going to do with a hanger?!?" Oh don't worry love, you'll seeeee. 

I know, not all of us love giving head. We get bored, we struggle with efficiency, or sometimes the smell or taste is unpleasant - I could go on forever. But what if all the stars aligned and you were fucking great at blow jobs? I mean GRRREAT. What if Laura commands your lover to bring a blindfold, handcuffs and fruit roll ups. She tells you to light a few candles, put on your best lingerie (or even just one of his shirts) and turn on Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye. Slowly - or forcefully (whatever you're into) - you push your partner onto the bed, slip on the handcuffs, and blindfold him. I won't spoil the fun, but I will say, that is an oral experience anyone can get on board with. Want to know more about how a real life Laura Corn invitation plays out? Read my Fruit Roll Up blog.

The first week my husband and I started talking via the internet, I mentioned I own 52 Invitations to GRRREAT Sex. He immediately bought a copy to join the fun. Our relationship started with long distance, so after we mailed each other the invitation, we knew exactly what to pack in our suitcase (it made for some interesting TSA checks!). Thirteen years later, we still listen to Laura and her pleasure demands.

Laura's books never disappoint. These books are gifts that keeps on giving and can benefit every relationship. I recommend her books to all of my friends and clients; it's so important to keep your relationship fun and kinky - even if it's just one day a week! We all deserve it. So what are you waiting for?! Dive in and let me know what you think!  

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